Greetings, Trojans.

 

Or so I will call you...

 

Tee-hee, ho-ho ...ho.  It may or may not be as exciting for you lot as it is for me when I finally update.  Regardless, today I have 'finally updated'.  I won't pretend this actually took very long, it was boring though.  Tripod is a little drab; it doesn't provide the most fun that one might get out of a web-server... then again; it's free.

 

Found this on BBC, (so, sadly, I can't claim any responsibility for it) thought it was funny and, what do you know?

Now for some words... garter, calamity, muffin, kafuffle.

That of the week is...

 

f'sooth

 

Literally 'in truth'.  (used as 'seriously?')  Not too original; derived from... Shakespeare (the whole sooth-sayer sh'bang).  At a loss?  Check out the dictionary.

That's a pirate.  I think that it adds a lot to the page.  You might not.

 

     Honestly now, (and to be honest, I'm not often completely honest) I doubt the photo page will get off the ground until I have internet access on my computer.  That means it won't be happening until the end of the year when I go to the States, but that'll be in time for all the 'end of year twelve' bitties!  

 

   On which, whoever thought of 'year 12' was a fool.  Year 12 seems to involve copious amounts of work.  This is relatively uncool, especially when it is relative to not having copious amounts of work.  On a brighter note, relative to being eaten by sharks said work is a fun thing.  Still, it makes for a lot of...work.  (Work being the flip-side to having a life.)  Then again, no work makes for no life later on when I might require trivial things like, say...money and shit.  (Shit as in other stuff, not ACTUAL shit.)

 

   As you all know, (or ought to) I debate.  One might go so far as to call me 'a debator' ...that would be a little extreme (especially when one considers that I am unsure how to spell 'debator'.)  The point is that, (and I've said it before) this makes me a nerd.  As such, (ever so naturally) when I found that I was getting glasses, (and just for reading; they aren't high-tech or anything) I was over the moon.  Now I have glasses: they are tré cool ... like greenday and stuff... that was a very bad joke, I should move on ...and I will.

 

   You will all be pleased to know that I have not, (as of yet) broken my ukulele.  It's been... approximately six months now ...we're really close.  I've been teaching myself an odd version of the Clash's 'Lovers Rock' ...much to the disappointment of people who like the song.  Oh well, one day I'll actually learn to play...  While in the 'music bit', We've added another song to the list; it's called 'Michael', and has actual harp bits (am so cool!)

 

   Do check out the content.  Few new bits... the letter to Johnny-boy Howard is fixed up, (and actually funny!) and the links page has been dealt with ...strap yourselves in.  Go there now.  ...Otherwise you'll have to stay here and read this again.  And again.  And again ...not so cool. 

 

Anyways, I'll cease;

 

spunk-on space monkies

 

cheers, Jemo