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Right here is the place where you can find previous 'words of the week' and their meanings.
You could call it my little bit towards a more eloquent tomorrow. You could also call it my little bit towards the utter
destruction of the English language... but isn't that what dictionaries are all about?
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feh~sueth
n. Literally
'in truth'; used as 'seriously?' Not overtly original; derived from Shakespeare (in turn; derived from
sooth-sayers).
Ich
ish
n. Used to punctuate something
uncool, similar as use of 'yeesh'. Ever so slightly less corny. (Generally followed by full-stop.
eg. 'Ich.'
Spanner
span~nerr
n. Relative for hotness
level. Used in phrase 'hot, like a spanner'. Generally means 'not-hot'. Used with phrases 'in
winter' to mean 'very not hot', or 'that's been left out on the concrete all afternoon' for...hot.
Semi-breve
sem~ee~breev
n. The name for a song that is stuck
in a person's head. Not literally stuck in said head. (eg. 'Sorry, got a semi-breve' as apposed to 'Nyeeer,
got that damned song...god, what do you call it...nyear...stuck in head...'). See 'Camo-breve'. Derived from
musical note 'Semi-breve' the stupid long note that stays for an entire bar, and seems never...to go...AWAY!
Camo-breve
cam~oh~breev
n. The name for a song that is stuck
in a person's head, (not literally stuck) where said person can not remember the tune of the song. (eg. I've got a damned
camo-breve). See 'Semi-breve'. Derived from musical note 'Semi-breve' the stupid long note that stays for an entire
bar, and seems never...to go...AWAY, and from 'Camoflage'...which generally hides people.
Gumption
gum~shon
n. Result
of something sticking to something else because of sticky stuff. (eg. Step in gum, the shoe 'Encountered a bit of
gumption').
Factule
fact~ool
n. Measure for amount of fact.
(eg. amount of actual fact on NeonTrojan; 3.2 factules*).
Bilabonga
bill~ah~bong~gah
n. Excessively daggy expression
of delight.
Agred
ag~gred
n. Excessively lazy, and self-explanitory
expression of agreeance.
Badger
bad~jer
n. Old person. Used in a nice, friendly way;
not as payout.
Badger Stripes/Furrows
bad~jer s~tripe~s / fuh~rows
n. The result of grey hair, and of receding hairlines.
Confidence
con~feh~dehnse
n. The result of cleaning teeth. I'm going
to go get confident = I'm going to clean my teeth.
Trifid
triff~fehd
n. 1. Adjective; Used to describe
anything*. eg. That was really trifid. 2. Noun; Used to describe anything*.
eg. Err, you trifid! and Could you pass me the trifid?
[*NOTE. If you end your sentence with
the word trifid, make sure to follow it up with something else quickly, (eg. That was really trifid.
I thought for sure that...) otherwise, the person you are speaking to is likely to ask you to clarify the
word.]
Rich
rih~ch
n. Weird, strange or scary. eg. "That
is so Rich!" Derived from Richmond, Terepai.
Jak
jh~ack
n. Leader for phrase 'Cool like Jak' (may
be classed as Kewle). This is used in reference to a person/place/thing or event that holds a certain level
of coolness. Those that are cool like Jak are generally particularly special cases. For instance, for a person
to be cool like Jak, they need not be good-looking, but ought to be pretty kewle, and hold within them a level of spunk.
Warwick
war~wick
n. Leader for phrase 'cool like Warwick'.
This is used generally to describe someone who is semi-cool, but also a bit of a loser. May also be used
in a derogatory form, eg. *sarcastically* "Yeah, you're cool...like Warwick".
Calocide
kal~oh~side
n. 1. The mass killing-off, (or wiping-out)
of whole populations of innocent calories. 2. Used more lightly in conversation to describe the killing of
calories on a smaller scale. 3. (on this; words from anti-calocide organisations) If you can't manage
having the calories; don't put them on in the first place. Let's face it, folks; when you wipe out calories, you
are killing little bits of you: it's like partial suicide. I mean, you may as well cut off your own fingers! [And if you're going to do that, why don't you bloody EAT THEM too?!]
Giff
g~if
n. 1. A story or idea. eg. "Well,
that's the giff" in place of "Well, that's the story". 2. A word used to describe an object that
you don't know, or can't remember the name of. Similar to the use of majiggey.
Kewles
k~ew~lees
n. Something cool. Used in similar terms to
'coolies' but often in reference to something that isn't actually cool, but that you will get over. eg.
'Not the greatest thing that could have happened but, you know, it's kewles.' See Kewle.
Kewle
k~ew~l
n. Used sarcastically or not. In reference
to an event that is either cool, or one that could be better, but could have turned out worse and didn't.
Tweed
t~weed
n. A thick material used for making clothing; especially
jackets. Generally worn by boring people, or those attempting to look intelligent.
Grumpkin
grump~kin
n. 1. A rather grumpy person, with stumpy
legs; favored food of the elusive ass-genie 2. 2. Also one who pays out, or pokes fun at an established
ass genie 1.
Ass-Genie
ass~jean~ee
n. 1. A frustratingly fantastic being.
ie. someone who solves a problem for you when the solution is simple or obvious, but you did not see it. 2.
Big, bad ass elemental-type; that which eats the Grumpkin 1.
Tadpole
tad~pole
n. 1. Small, sperm-like amphibian. The
limbless, aquatic larva of a frog or toad. 2. A small amount of pole.
Girthuous
girth~you~os
n. Adjective
to describe those with girth. Somewhat less-offensive and subtle than use of the phrase; 'fatty fat-fat, the beached
whale', but similar on those lines.
Gorgonzola
gore~gone~zow~lah
n. Name given to those who are high and mighty in
the vegetable industry.
Joel-Like
jole~like
n. 1. Anything outstandingly disgusting
and revolting, it ranges from someone spitting on the floor, to the cleaning of a toilet bowl, covered
in gross, slushy substances of any sort. 2. As 1, used in reference to a person, generally male, especially
one who holds a fondness for sheep.
Fershnickered
fer~shnick~curd
n. Tired out, buggered.
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**TO COME**
Alphabetisation
...perhaps.
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