I think that we would all agree that the world is in need of some serious un-f*cking.  I was pondering this thought, (as I often do) and came to the agreement, (with myself) that something ought to be done.  The result?  This here is a list of my own life-aspirations.  Enjoy...

 

• I would grow 5', and as such; be taller than my mother.  In this way, I would be able to view the world from 5' higher than I am currently able to.  This would be cool on so many levels.
• I would have a lot of bucks, and a monkey, (who is trained, and wears a hat) to get stuff out of teh fridge for me. He would be a very good little Rhesus monkey, and be named 'Hanuman', 'Aziz' or some other suitable monkey name.
• World Peace.  End of famine, starvation and cruelty to small, furry things.  (Note here how this was secondary to the above... oh; priorities)
• Red-Card America and put them in a bubble.  (more on this).
• Invent a cow who produces Beer.  Start 'Beer Milk' company.  Go down in history as the person who discovered 'Beer Milk'.
• Unite the world  ...Make a 'World Football Team', and compete in the FIFA Universe World cup.  Win 2nd place after loosing tragically to Mars in a neck-on-neck match.  Never EVER watch a game of football again.
• Make a movie consisting solely of the acting talents of 'Bubbles', (michael J's x-chimp; brought back from his glory days) in a space suit, and of Clint Eastwood in a monkey suit.  It would be titled; 'the Return of Tango and Spam.'
• Have a sleep over at the White House.
• Bring the guy who invented pizza back from the dead, and hail him, (I assume it is a him) as the hero that he is.

 

T O  B E  C O N T I N U E D . . .